This is the VIPs speaking. We found out something terribly interesting today, and we simply couldn't keep it to ourselves. Yuya Sakaki's death was not our doing, nor that of a Detonator's key, but rather a third party explained to us simply as the "bad guy." This Bad Guy is an enemy to guests and special guests alike, and if he or she is rooted out in public, we shall not hesitate to dispose of the Bad Guy for everyone's sake.
Thank you and good luck, Your faithful friends, The VIPs
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[Too late, he's already scribbling down notes.]
...there! How does this look?