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special guests night four

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There's no way to mark the passage of time after lights out, but it isn't long before the lightbulb in your bedroom flickers back to life, and your door unlocks. Make your way into the park; the door will unlock for you, and the path you need to take lights up with a dim red glow.

When you reach the foot of the treehouse, a ladder has been dropped for you. Climb up and come inside. The interior of the treehouse has been made comfortable for you. There's an old map of the park on the wall, as well as the mounted and stuffed heads of cartoon animal costumes on the wall. The decor seems like something of a parody of an upscale hunting lodge, and you're welcome to sit by the fire and enjoy snacks from back home, or relax in one of the outdoor hammocks.

Enjoy yourself as you decide who to kill. After all, you're in on a little secret - none of this is real, and it's all part of a fun little game from which everyone, winners and losers alike, will wake up.

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From what we've done so far, anything really violent and sudden works, but anything that puts them to sleep or works slow makes it harder?

[ CROCODILE, YOU SADIST. ]

Ah, maybe we could use a ride? It could do the work for us, really...and it would not involve sleeping, if we restrain them...

Like tying them to a track and running them over with the coaster while twirling your mustache maniacally?!

[ and today in stupid murder ideas from ibuki mioda ]

...What does a mustache have to do with it?

[APPARENTLY THE ONLY THING ROYCE IS CONFUSED ABOUT]

Eh?! It's just like a cartoon, isn't it?! Ibuki and Ciel-chan and Mabel-chan can make you one in our arts'n'crafts time!

...Cartoon?

[GUESS WHO DIDN'T REALLY HAVE MUCH OF A CHILDHOOD, IBUKI]

E-eh?! That's way too sad! Way way too sad!! What did Royce-chan do when he was avoiding homework?!

[ HOW COULD HE SURVIVE ]

...Did my own projects?

[THAT IS THE CORRECT ANSWER, RIGHT]

...Like what?

[ NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT HE MEANS EXACTLY TO PROPERLY JUDGE HOW SHOCKED SHE MUST BE. ]

...Building structures and testing their integrity. Utilizing new materials, designing new algorithims for the system. The...ah, list goes on.

[IT'S FUN FOR HIM DON'T JUDGE]

...Like with legos?!

[ probably not ]

...What are legos?

[THERE IS YOUR ANSWER]

HEEEEEEEEEEEELP! ROYCE-CHAN DOESN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF FUN! WE HAVE TO THROW HIM A FUN PARTY RIGHT NOW!

[ don't you have better things to do right now ]

[WHAT]

I...I know what the meaning of fun is...! You don't need to...you hardly need to do that. Not at all...!

'Course we do! It's our duty as your children!!!

[ WHEN DID SHE DECIDE THAT ]

...What? How are you my children? I have no...children.

[MURDERDAD REJECTS HIS ROLE: MURDERCHILDREN HEARBROKEN]

Royce-chan's the father, Patchouli-chan's the mother! We're a faaaaaaaamily!

[ he just needs to be told it's true repeatedly ]

...Just because of age? Honestly?

[IS HE EVEN HAVING THIS CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW]

Well, Ciel-chan can't be the father!

[ yes

behold the girl who delivered up missile and mabel as conversion options ]

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[Fun party? She is so there.]

Do we have any balloons or party streamers?

[Those are Required for all parties.]

Oh oh!! We could do karaoke!!

What? No, no, we...we don't have time? Why should we...?

[MURDERDAD DOESN'T WANT A FUN PARTY THEY HAVE A JOB TO DO]

Not even for one song?

[Look at this pout. She wants to sing with you guys.]

Let's do karaoke! Ibuki seconds Mabel-chan's motion!!!

We have to be...we have to be quiet. Singing songs would...disrupt people...right?

[DO YOU WANT HIM TO SING WITH HIS SMOKER VOICE DO YOU]

We can be quiet! See, listen to my beauuuutiful quieeet singing voiiice~

[YES. SHE DOES. SING WITH HER.]

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