killers - night four

[guestcontrol]

special guests night four 33 players remaining. There's no way to mark the passage of time after lights out, but it isn't long before the lightbulb in your bedroom flickers back to life, and your door unlocks. Make your way into the park; the door will unlock for you, and the path you need to take lights up with a dim red glow. When you reach the foot of the treehouse, a ladder has been dropped for you. Climb up and come inside. The interior of the treehouse has been made comfortable for you. There's an old map of the park on the wall, as well as the mounted and stuffed heads of cartoon animal costumes on the wall. The decor seems like something of a parody of an upscale hunting lodge, and you're welcome to sit by the fire and enjoy snacks from back home, or relax in one of the outdoor hammocks. Enjoy yourself as you decide who to kill. After all, you're in on a little secret - none of this is real, and it's all part of a fun little game from which everyone, winners and losers alike, will wake up. current character statuses rulebook profiles All night votes will be due October 1 by 6 PM EST.

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[cheats]

[ destroy honey 2k14 ]

True. I would like to take a break, personally. Framing Legion will no longer work, so we can simply be creative in other ways, I suppose.

[ionicwoman]

They didn't buy it...

[The whole framing thing. They'll have to find another way to do it]

[cheats]

Not at all. Imbeciles.

[ IT WAS SO GOOD, god!!! get some taste in murder, plebes ]

[ionicwoman]

They're too busy hinging off a stupid puppy's every whine.

[If Missile had been wrong about Edea, they'd all be doomed]

[cheats]

[ He pauses, then continues bitterly, since he has a feeling Anise will be with him in Camp Fuck the Rules ]

Yes, that is quite irritating. I do wonder just how badly we would get in trouble if we just broke the rules. It wouldn't be hard for any of us to kill the damned thing, and I hardly care if it wakes.

[poyoyon]

[ ciel's just jealous oz likes honey ]

Ciel-chan and Ibuki are off-duty tonight! We've been on call both last nights, and...!

[ She can't do it for a third night in a row. No one can actually ask that of her, surely. Even knowing it's not real, that they're just waking up...

It doesn't make it feel less real, and Ibuki hops up from her seat to walk around as she talks, poking at random objects and pausing to look at things. ]

Poison's out, huh...?

[cheats]

[ He pauses, then his face turns red as he mumbles— ]

You and I, er... We can help Mabel with arts and crafts...

[ Since he may or may not have promised to do so. He has regrets doing so now, but only because he's a big moe loser that hates feelings. So. Moving on. ]

I can still suggest a few methods if necessary, though. We need a big "pinch," right?

[poyoyon]

Ibuki will definitely do that!

[ Actually, she stops wandering around, the tension leaving her shoulders a little, before wandering back to hug Ciel, hanging off the back of his chair. ]

Looks like it! The only time we didn't get told it wasn't a good method...was with Fuyuhiko-chan, right?

[cheats]

[ Ciel is either tired or getting used to this, since his expression in response to hugs isn't quite as sour as usual. But still close, don't worry, it's still Ciel. ]

So it would seem...

[ That came out rather grumpily due to the hugging, whoops ]

Being a bit crueler to be kind in the long run, I suppose?

[eventhandler]

I will kill tonight, if necessary. Just...tell me what I need to do. Nothing that I, obviously, cannot do physically, but...I will do what I can.

[murderdad has got you covered]

What methods would be...cruel? Something violent, I presume...?

[poyoyon]

From what we've done so far, anything really violent and sudden works, but anything that puts them to sleep or works slow makes it harder?

[ CROCODILE, YOU SADIST. ]

[eventhandler]

Ah, maybe we could use a ride? It could do the work for us, really...and it would not involve sleeping, if we restrain them...

[poyoyon]

Like tying them to a track and running them over with the coaster while twirling your mustache maniacally?!

[ and today in stupid murder ideas from ibuki mioda ]

[eventhandler]

...What does a mustache have to do with it?

[APPARENTLY THE ONLY THING ROYCE IS CONFUSED ABOUT]

[poyoyon]

Eh?! It's just like a cartoon, isn't it?! Ibuki and Ciel-chan and Mabel-chan can make you one in our arts'n'crafts time!

[eventhandler]

...Cartoon?

[GUESS WHO DIDN'T REALLY HAVE MUCH OF A CHILDHOOD, IBUKI]

[poyoyon]

...Ibuki guesses so! She really thought that the other ways would be better, but..at least now we all know. As long as we can make it easier on them, that's...for the best?

[ For once, she sounds mildly uncertain even as she continues to hang off of Ciel, idly. It's definitely for the best, but...actually doing it is always...

Neither time has been fun. Not that she thought it would be. ]

...Edea-chan's counting on us, after all. Her letter...said she'd take care of things on the other side, if she doesn't have to go straight home!

[cheats]

It's for the best.

[ He states it more confidently, perhaps to reassure both of them, but then Ciel hums to himself thoughtfully as he considers it. ]

A slit throat could work. That was always a favorite method of my butler.

[poyoyon]

[ Which of them is the elder...

Either way, Ibuki is...not shocked Ciel's butler has a favorite method for killing people. ]

Sure! That should be fast but also pinch-y, right? And hitting them apparently is okay!

[cheats]

So that moron tells me, at least.

[ He shakes his head with a wholly different frown,just sort of irritated but also stuck with that irritation... ]

He does things in as flashy of a way as possibly simply because he enjoys the process. He prefers that since it's quick, quiet, but— [ He breaks off there ] Well, it's enough of a "pinch." God, now that I think about it, nearly any of his methods would do.

[poyoyon]

Are butlers supposed to be flashy?! Ibuki thought they were supposed to melt in and out of the shadows with distinguished white mustaches and offer to take your coat!

[ what does that have to do with the price of tea in russia ]

[cheats]

No. He's just an idiot.

[ Ciel shakes his head, since bitching about Sebastian is like his favorite hobby ]

Sebastian is excellent at everything he does, but he also takes it to extremes in every way.

[poyoyon]

Eh?! Ciel-chan's butler is a crab?! Does he give Ciel-chan singing lessons?! Ciel-chan never told Ibuki he was musical! She won't let the sea witch get his voice!

[ ????????????? ]

[sunshade]

...what sort of butler do you have?

[ shut up patchy your maid's a serial killer ]

[cheats]

[ His face gets more irritated, giving the impression that he sure doesn't like this Sebastian fellow... ]

He's a devilish man. [ then he looks angry because gODDAMMIT YOUR BAD JOKES ARE RUBBING OFF ON HIM SEBASTIAN ] But he's very good at what he does.